February 13, 2011

Name: (Former) Lady Beatrice Snoot de Groot.


Lives: A haunted Victorian mansion in Toorak that smells like motballs and wealth


Works: I don’t think so


FYI: You didn’t hear it from me but apparently her husband lost the fortune and she had to sell the Portsea house and the bentley and buy a commodore. ouch!



June 7, 2010

Name: Olga Brandengurgen

Lives: Has been traveling around Australia in a Kombi van for the last 12 years

Work(ed): Birkenstock Boutique, Centre place, Melbourne.

FYI: Sox and sandalz

Hideous number plates know no political borders

May 16, 2010


May 9, 2010

Name: Andy ‘Chubz’ Taylah

Lives: On a couch

Works: He doesn’t work because being obese is a ‘disability’

FYI: Bringin’ up the average BMI


April 27, 2010

Name: Margie McGee

Lives: A quaint little terrace house with a white picket fence and roses. And a pitt bull

Works: Former violent crimes police commissioner

FYI: She got her number plate from the seized property division in 1962


April 19, 2010

Name: Shayne

Works: Part time house painter, full time fishing enthusiast

Lives: Caroline Springs

FYI: His boat has 12 x 6,000 horsepower engines


April 15, 2010


Lives: Canterbury (its the most expensive suburb real estate wise you know?)/Mt. Buller

Works: perish the thought

FYI: I heard she’s new money

ART1 Babe

April 13, 2010

Name: Lisa-Maree

Works: freelance Kylie Minogue impersonator

Lives: Paris

FYI: What is she smiling about?


March 22, 2010

Name: Grett (its a mixture of Greg and Brett)

Works: Fitness first Taylors Lakes

Lives: 14 minute sprint from GNC Livewell

FYI: He once popped his eyeball trying to lift 362 kilograms, compensating for something much lolz?


March 15, 2010

Name: Cindy ‘Princess’ McRiche

Lives: A gold coast penthouse paid for by daddy.

Works: Na!

FYI: Did someone say her dad paid for her boob job, because he wanted to play ‘Mummies and Daddies’? what?